Virtual dating a boy game
Caring for a woman's potted head is every bit as creepy as it sounds.
You can tickle, pinch, hit, hold, and (of course) kiss her.
If love can bloom on the battlefield, then by God, it can bloom anywhere it damn well pleases.
Regardless of race, creed, species, plane of existence, or definition of "alive," your perfect match is waiting for you somewhere in the great cosmos.
It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?