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To the rescue of those sick of paying baggage fees came Jaktogo, a bag that unfolds into a jacket covered in various-sized pockets, allowing travelers to pack everything into their coats. In May, an American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York made an unscheduled stop in Kansas City to offload a female passenger who wouldn't stop singing the Dolly/Whitney weeper, "I Will Always Love You."Injuries to idiots/daredevils who ran with the bulls at the annual Festival of San Fermin in Pamplona, Spain, included an Australian gored in the chest, an American who underwent surgery to remove his spleen and another American who suffered a "perforated rectum" after his own unforgettable encounter with a raging bovine.

After losing a bet with Air Asia Group CEO Tony Fernandes, Virgin Group founder Sir Richard Branson donned red lipstick, flight attendant's skirt and high heels, then served drinks and made intercom announcements as a trolley dolly on an Air Asia X flight from Australia to Malaysia.

Apparently sick of tourists infesting its streets, the Neighborhood Board in popular Kailua, the Hawaiian beach town President Barack Obama and his family have made their yearly vacation destination, approved a motion asking Hawaii's Tourism Authority to respect its quality of life and "immediately stop promoting Kailua as a tourist destination and an alternative to Waikiki.""Now you can experience staying in a Shanty within the safe environment of a private game reserve. This is the only Shanty Town in the world equipped with under-floor heating and wireless internet access!

"In March, a Norwegian economist recommended air ticket costs be calculated according to a passenger's weight, saying his plan "may provide significant benefits to airlines, passengers and society at large."In an apparent joke (later blamed on an intern), a Bay Area television station used incorrect and racially offensive names to identify the pilots of the Asiana Airlines flight that crashed at San Francisco International Airport in July, killing three passengers and injuring at least 180 others.

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