Dating jokes of the day
I'll tell you what, never again.' The joke was later slammed as 'unfunny' on web forums. One Poll.com, the organisation behind the research, said: 'The majority of these jokes are clean and genuinely funny - but a lot are pretty subjective and what one person finds hilarious, someone else may not.''It's nice to see jokes from the greats like Tommy Cooper and Les Dawson are still up there and the ugly baby tale is a worthy winner.''Many of the jokes in the list are fairly timeless and will still be making people chuckle in thirty years or more.'''Tim Vine's Edinburgh Fringe Festival's joke is neither belly-laughing funny nor is it particularly shocking or controversial so it's surprising it was voted the best joke of the festival.'Being able to tell a joke is a fine art and telling a classic joke correctly in a pub full of people can be tricky.' Comedian Tim Vine smashed the world record for most jokes told in an hour with 499, beating the previous record of 362. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. 'I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one". My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. 'I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?
He held the record until May 2005 when Australian comedian, Anthony Lehmann squeezed in 549 gags37.' I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out! 'A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. "because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." ' 27. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. " So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?
Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies. Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke! Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room. "Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you! The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
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Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36,000 people voted.